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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
jesus dick
well then
(Source: thorinss)
ayo if im gonna die this friday then im gonna die staring lovingly into the eyes of the only person that matters
me
| manchester: | gays. you will probably get mugged. |
| liverpool: | like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged. |
| newcastle: | probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s. |
| leeds: | it's a lot cheaper than london |
| bradford: | leeds but awful |
| nottingham: | gun death capital of the uk! |
| derby: | intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any f*cks about this. |
| hull: | violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here |
| leicester: | i'm not sure this is a real place |
| york: | this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment |
| birmingham: | NO. |
| brighton & hove: | more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british. |
| portsmouth: | there is literally nothing here. |
| southampton: | exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk |
| bristol: | you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley. |
| cardiff: | you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed. |
| plymouth: | post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter. |
| penzance: | everyone here is from london now. |
| london: | no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive. |
| cambridge: | windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer. |
| oxford: | same number of c***s as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london |
| edinburgh: | a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish. |
| glasgow: | it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy. |
| aberdeen: | las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably |
| belfast: | do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here. |
| wolverhampton: | really, really don't. |
| norwich: | count people's fingers. mutations walk here. |
| coventry: | like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here. |
| wells: | so tiny and filled with country bumpkins that it got used as the setting for the VILLAGE in hot fuzz. there is also a suspiciously low crime rate... |
| worcester: | a blend between pretty tudor houses, ugly 60s buildings, forests, and sauce. |

